{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "terrible things my older male relatives habitually ate for breakfast because they got used to them in service to the armed...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/179449001598/", "html": "<h1>terrible things my older male relatives habitually ate for breakfast because they got used to them in service to the armed forces of the United States</h1><p>\u2022 burnt toast</p><p>* charred bacon</p><p>\u2022 dehydrated coffee, black</p><p>\u2022 sloppy eggs</p><p>\u2022 grapefruit</p>"}