{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "checked out of the supermarket today, March Umptyump 2018, and the checkout guy (younger and hipper than me) noticed I had...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/179445135083/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://prudencepaccard.tumblr.com/post/172604992311/kontextmaschine-checked-out-of-the-supermarket\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">prudencepaccard</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"/post/172447190938/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p>checked out of the supermarket today, March Umptyump 2018, and the checkout guy (younger and hipper than me) noticed I had [skincare product] but suggested if that doesn\u2019t work wrap the inner skin of [produce also in my cart] to my flesh and bandage it overnight for three nights</p>\n<p>the world becomes more capitalpunk<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>you got \u201cone weird tip\u201dd IRL<br/></p></blockquote>\n\n<p>The issue was common warts and produce was an orange and on reflection \u201ccitric acid, which through capillary action and osmosis is drawn towards the more permeable broken skin\u201d is probably a reasonable substitute for the brush-on-liquid-that-dries-to-a-salicylic-acid-plaster product</p>"}