{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Asking on anonymous for obvious reasons, but yeah there is a Bowsette porn parody and I definitely know this because my husband...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/178910599198/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: Asking on anonymous for obvious reasons, but yeah there is a Bowsette porn parody and I definitely know this because my husband shot it. On his birthday in just a few hours. He hated every moment of it.  They only had a day to shoot the damn thing because Pornhub was getting so many searches for it by so many weirdos so they needed it ASAP.   So thanks for ruining my husband's birthday people. </div>\n<p><a href=\"http://jerryterry.tumblr.com/post/178878372112/asking-on-anonymous-for-obvious-reasons-but-yeah\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jerryterry</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://ratguzzler-deactivated20181213.tumblr.com/post/178877107625/asking-on-anonymous-for-obvious-reasons-but-yeah\">ratguzzler-deactivated20181213</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>holy shit</p></blockquote>\n<p>Reading this made me want to check it out, and it\u2019s about how you\u2019d expect.<br/></p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"617\" data-orig-height=\"346\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pgbhaurdsH1raeurr_540_af3914a0ae4f.png\" data-orig-width=\"617\" data-orig-height=\"346\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"617\" data-orig-height=\"346\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pgbhb5nEZY1raeurr_540_a6516609394e.png\" data-orig-width=\"617\" data-orig-height=\"346\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"347\" data-orig-width=\"618\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pgbhblD39u1raeurr_540_5f36c405b0a7.png\" data-orig-height=\"347\" data-orig-width=\"618\"/></figure></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pgbhaurdsH1raeurr_540_af3914a0ae4f.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 303}