{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "no way", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/178443243758/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/178442871374/gyppa-no-way-i-feel-the-absolute-units-have\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://gyppa.tumblr.com/post/178442837518/no-way\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">gyppa</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>no way</p></blockquote>\n<p>I feel the absolute units have crossed some kind of threshold</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>I remember this early-1990s SF novel that was like the leftists tried to solve global warming and sent us into the glacial age it had been saving us from</p><p>and there was a space station in orbit but the greenie bureaucrats resented it, but it could recharge its stores by sending this atmosphere-skipper craft down to scoop nitrogen</p><p>but then something broke and in order to maintain future-orientation they had to connect with some groundbound SF fans who rehabbed a museum rocket to rendezvou them in orbit for replacement</p><p>and in the last scene as the rocket took off the harpy head bureaucrat demanded a gun from her aide to shoot it down</p><p>but he (who still had the spark of future somewhere in him) made sure to tediously clear the weapon and eject the mag first, \u2018elf &amp; safety</p><p>(this whole sequence I suspect was influenced by Wings of Honneamise)</p><p>Anyway, the SF fans, clearly audience stand-ins to be flattered, at one point the orbiteers suggested they were maximizing their volume:area ratio for icefield heat retention by being so spherically fat</p><p>That was the same era as the story that became Children of Men, \u201coh no what if antinatalism\u201d, and this one story I remember where the careerist scientress visits to condescend to the mommy track sister she stole her breakthrough ideas from only to learn that the real cure to the AIDS-alike she has was \u201chaving a kid before 30\u201d</p><p>The early 90s: more reactionary than you remember!</p><p>(plus all the Kim Stanley Robinson \u201cokay science and pacifism and postcapitalism but <b>still</b>, we fuck 9th graders in public baths)</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pfk49rgBYo1qz66gdo1_1280_07497a9c3842.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_pfk49rgBYo1qz66gdo1_1280_07497a9c3842.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 900, "thumbnail_height": 1200}