\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthings that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with
\nHonestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.
\nWell don\u2019t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.
\nhOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED
\nOkay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals?
\n
Like down the drain??with the spinny knives
\nNo knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.
\nyou realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger
\ni dont know what you do over there but we usually don\u2019t stick our hands in our sink drains
\nwho\u2019s going around fisting sinks anyway
\n\u201cdon\u2019t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink\u201d
\nis that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink\u2019s drain and they fuck it?
\ndont sinkshame
\nChild. Wean means child.
\nOkay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That\u2019s\u2026 that\u2019s definitely worse.
\nI hate not having a garbage disposal\u2026
\nLike, what am I supposed to do with an excess of soup or something? If I pour it into the trash can, it will be heavy, be likely to leak and make a mess, and stink. And yet I can\u2019t pour it down the drain, because the little pieces of food will get stuck and clog it.
\n(My actual solution in this scenario was to pour it into the trash bag, immediately take it outside to the outdoor trash can, and replace the bag, wasting almost a whole bag.)
\nAlso, just in general, food waste stinks.
\n\u2026
\n\nI just had a thought that is brilliant yet triggers all of my purity/disgust intuition:
\n\nPour it down the toilet.
\n
Yes, your toilet drain is specifically intended to receive chunky organic waste
\n\nIt\u2019s a little menacing, but the disposal isn\u2019t a demon, it won\u2019t eat you if you don\u2019t turn on the switch, if you\u2019re super-paranoid you can unplug it before you stick your hand in
\n\nHonestly it\u2019s more often a bother that it doesn\u2019t grind something and you have to stick a hex key in the bottom to cycle it manually
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