{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "About me: am up roughly $500 and down roughly $470 on video poker since coming to Oregon because I pay attention to the odds on...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/178002228988/", "html": "<p>About me: am up roughly $500 and down roughly $470 on video poker since coming to Oregon because I pay attention to the odds on each game variant (1:1.7 at the <i>most</i>) and put in a pre-decided amount and cash out when I win</p><p>About Oregon: video poker Oregon Lottery is a good chunk of the state budget, and there\u2019s a game called Vamps that runs on the <i>older</i> machines at like 1:4.00 and that\u2019s how much the people who fund Oregon are invested in this 90s Hot Topic/Anne Rice sexy vampire thing</p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1280\" data-orig-width=\"960\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_pexo2bcSLe1qdlop9_1280_d97fd6e4306d.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1280\" data-orig-width=\"960\"/></figure><p>(when I was a kid I wondered why the redhead girls who looked like that were so sexually and fightingly assertive AND lived so close to the highway, I realized the latter thing was cause their parents were divorced but both things were cuz Scots-Irish)</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_pexo2bcSLe1qdlop9_1280_d97fd6e4306d.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 960, "thumbnail_height": 1280}