{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "My new favorite thing is realtors adding \u201cNOT HAUNTED\u201d to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/177999185243/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://moshgoblin.tumblr.com/post/177625258105/idolatrys-my-new-favorite-thing-is-realtors\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">moshgoblin</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://idolatrys.tumblr.com/post/176382883532/my-new-favorite-thing-is-realtors-adding-not\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">idolatrys</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>My new favorite thing is realtors adding \u201cNOT HAUNTED\u201d to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.</p></blockquote>\n<p><b>me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town</b>: </p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"171\" data-orig-width=\"300\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_pedxbfJZba1t8307s_540_566f7831323e.gif\" data-orig-height=\"171\" data-orig-width=\"300\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pclg2ffb5h1r74vsvo1_1280_82feba0952b1.jpg\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pclg2ffb5h1r74vsvo2_1280_2023d2b125b8.jpg\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pclg2ffb5h1r74vsvo3_500_0d3a4f4ad13e.jpg\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pclg2ffb5h1r74vsvo4_540_a9312375b1b7.jpg\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pclg2ffb5h1r74vsvo5_400_dd7adc15bf3c.jpg\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pclg2ffb5h1r74vsvo6_1280_4770907c4259.jpg\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pclg2ffb5h1r74vsvo7_400_5b71b0d951d1.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_pedxbfJZba1t8307s_540_566f7831323e.gif", "thumbnail_width": 300, "thumbnail_height": 171}