{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Ohmigawd I knew New Romantic shit in general and New Order in specific was gay as hell but Bizarre Love Triangle works so well...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/177931032053/", "html": "<p>Ohmigawd I knew New Romantic shit in general and New Order in specific was gay as hell but Bizarre Love Triangle works <i>so well</i> as a straight friendzone song I only now thought to parse it queer</p><p>(<i>so </i>well)</p>"}