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So biking a few blocks on past that church I saw a cat in a front yard and was like \u201chey kitty!\u201d, cause I politick with local cats to get Nikki elevated to the Heaviside Layer at the next Jellicle Ball

But as I came up closer I was like \u201coh wait, you\u2019re a dog out on the street at 2:30\u201d and stopped to see if I could check his tags

But as I turned my bike light on him I saw his sharp ears and I was like \u201coh\u201d and he stood up and that grin, and I was like \u201cno\u201d, he loped off and it was the first coyote I\u2019d seen in Portland and as the owner of an outdoor pet I am concerned

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