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rendakuenthusiast:

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alexanderrm:

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cats-are-sentient:

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evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

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yihequan:

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went to an American restaurant today!!!! \u2018ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners\u2019 food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha \u00a0!

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No no you\u2019re supposed to put them in face down so you can hide the pointy parts until the assassination

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tbh if this is how it looks i dont feel that dumb about it, its just a little silly

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Speaking as an American I think this looks pretty cool, I wish I had long hair so I could try it.

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If you grew your hair long you could stick forks in it too like the yellow foreigner is doing

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OP looks good but now I\u2019m stuck picturing her naked on her back covered in a spread of cold cuts

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