{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "bitch i got adhd lmao", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/177580925678/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://shieldfoss.tumblr.com/post/177580598010/belladonna-schnee-couragethecowardlyqueer\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">shieldfoss</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://belladonna-schnee.tumblr.com/post/177514365652/couragethecowardlyqueer-goawfma-bitch-i-got\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">belladonna-schnee</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://couragethecowardlyqueer.tumblr.com/post/173224929497/goawfma-bitch-i-got-adhd-lmao-water-is-one\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">couragethecowardlyqueer</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://goawfma.tumblr.com/post/173207897146/bitch-i-got-adhd-lmao\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">goawfma</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>bitch i got adhd lmao</p></blockquote>\n<p>Water is one oxygen atom away from being hydrogen peroxide. Take a wild guess at which one will kill you if you drink it\u2026</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Regular water is also only <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tritiated_water\" target=\"_blank\">four neutrons away from being\u00a0radioactive</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"656\" data-orig-width=\"606\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pebfd3AdY71tl8dj9_540_5f2fe15e431e.png\" data-orig-height=\"656\" data-orig-width=\"606\"/></figure><p><b>\u201cIf we add meth to it, it turns into meth!\u201d </b><i>No shit Sherlock, that\u2019s why we don\u2019t add any meth to it!</i><br/></p>\n</blockquote><p>Yeah adderall is amphetamine salts. If you methylate amphetamine you get methamphetamine. </p><p>(Both <a href=\"https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FSubstituted_phenethylamine&amp;t=ZDk1MDFlZjdmYWRhMDM0ZDMzNTFkY2I2YWUzYmYxZTE3NzE1YTVmMCxlM2M2ODE1YmUyMmZiNzdjZjQxNmJmODJmZTc5MjFjY2NjZDFjN2I1\" target=\"_blank\">derive from phenethylamine</a>, like a lot of interesting drugs.)</p><p>But, if anything, \u201cadderall is a powerful stimulant closely related to meth\u201d kind of backs up Twitter OP\u2019s point</p><p>(I guess I\u2019m thinking of it as directed towards college recreationalists)</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_p7m2hj04dk1wirf8ho2_640_2b80f91ff6eb.png\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_p7m2hj04dk1wirf8ho1_640_6ab00ad8f43d.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pebfd3AdY71tl8dj9_540_5f2fe15e431e.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 585}