{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/177081988328/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://personsonable.tumblr.com/post/158977719003/personsonable-minesottafatspoollegend\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">personsonable</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://personsonable.tumblr.com/post/158947323243/minesottafatspoollegend-comedianthrax\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">personsonable</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://minesottafatspoollegend.tumblr.com/post/158922821037/comedianthrax-comedianthrax-that-one-really\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">minesottafatspoollegend</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://comedianthrax.tumblr.com/post/158771764814/comedianthrax-that-one-really-eloquent-australian\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">comedianthrax</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://comedianthrax.tumblr.com/post/158771761864/that-one-really-eloquent-australian-dude-getting\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">comedianthrax</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh</p></blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-embed tmblr-full\" data-provider=\"youtube\" data-orig-width=\"459\" data-orig-height=\"344\" data-url=\"https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXebF2cgmFmU\"><iframe width=\"540\" height=\"405\" id=\"youtube_iframe\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/XebF2cgmFmU?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\"></iframe></figure><p>this guy</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn\u2019t think he had to pay for food because of his status</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>AND YOU SIR?????</b></p>\n<p><b>ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????</b></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man\u2019s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he\u2019s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal</p>\n</blockquote>"}