{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Have you seen this article about corn mucus? Seemed right up your alley when I read it. Gooey corn. (submitted by...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/177021212708/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://botanyshitposts.tumblr.com/post/176967303329/botanyshitposts-have-you-seen-this-article-about\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">botanyshitposts</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://botanyshitposts.tumblr.com/post/176966913634/have-you-seen-this-article-about-corn-mucus\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">botanyshitposts</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Have you seen this<a href=\"https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/corn-future-hundreds-years-old-and-makes-its-own-mucus-180969972/\" target=\"_blank\"> article about corn mucus</a>? Seemed right up your alley when I read it. Gooey corn. (submitted by <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/m_4IcT-FXyla933uxuicqAg\" target=\"_blank\">@littleelectric</a>)</p>\n<hr><p>look someone just messaged this to me over discord and i am so FUCKING done right now dude like\u00a0</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"531\" data-orig-width=\"559\" style=\"\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pdfa6rTiwc1s52fyt_540_50bc00322006.png\" data-orig-height=\"531\" data-orig-width=\"559\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"411\" data-orig-width=\"557\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pdfa66u69V1s52fyt_540_e69324a5fe44.png\" data-orig-height=\"411\" data-orig-width=\"557\"/></figure><h2>i would think this was a joke except the article is from the smithsonian\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026i feel like im in a fever dream like <b>h-hewoo????????????</b>\n</h2>\n</blockquote>\n<h2><b>if one more of you memers mentions country girls make do in the notes on this post about this possible revolution in agriculture im gonna email the researchers and make sure they put this cultivar right back where it came from so help me god this is why we cant have nice things</b></h2>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>country girls fix N2</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pdfa6rTiwc1s52fyt_540_50bc00322006.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 513}