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sdhs-rationalist:

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eightyonekilograms:

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argumate:

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yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

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argumate:

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sadoeconomist:

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argumate:

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futuristicallyclassydonut:

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argumate:

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if you are a bowl of leaves with an oil and vinegar dressing you are SALAD

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If your face is pale possibly due to ill health you are PALLID

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if you\u2019re a narrative in verses set to music you are BALLAD

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if you\u2019re extremely dirty and unpleasant you are SQUALID

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surely that doesn\u2019t sound right

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if you\u2019re a DJ who worked with Justin Bieber you are KHALED

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if you\u2019re a green and brown duck born and raised in boston you are MALLARD

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if you\u2019re kind of a limp noodle you are FLACCID

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If you are the unconstrained Freudian desires of Serenity\u2019s captain, you are MAL ID.

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If you are a square of plaited reeds you are MATTED

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If you are a parcel of land that has been surveyed and mapped to allow division into legally distinct properties you are PLATTED

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