shrine to the prophet of americana

if you are a bowl of leaves with an oil and vinegar dressing you are SALAD

sdhs-rationalist:

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

argumate:

sadoeconomist:

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futuristicallyclassydonut:

argumate:

if you are a bowl of leaves with an oil and vinegar dressing you are SALAD

If your face is pale possibly due to ill health you are PALLID

if you’re a narrative in verses set to music you are BALLAD

if you’re extremely dirty and unpleasant you are SQUALID

surely that doesn’t sound right

if you’re a DJ who worked with Justin Bieber you are KHALED

if you’re a green and brown duck born and raised in boston you are MALLARD

if you’re kind of a limp noodle you are FLACCID

If you are the unconstrained Freudian desires of Serenity’s captain, you are MAL ID.

If you are a square of plaited reeds you are MATTED

If you are a parcel of land that has been surveyed and mapped to allow division into legally distinct properties you are PLATTED