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sneakathreadthrall:

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gonguedo:

i have countless ideas for essays that would shatter my academic prospects in the current climate so you guys gotta accelerate harder so i can post them

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post them under a pseudonym

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seek an aristocratic patron

>inb4 \u201ckonty, will you be my patron?\u201d

No, I\u2019m already patronizing you fucks as hard as I can

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