shrine to the prophet of americana

i have countless ideas for essays that would shatter my academic prospects in the current climate so you guys gotta accelerate...

sneakathreadthrall:

gonguedo:

i have countless ideas for essays that would shatter my academic prospects in the current climate so you guys gotta accelerate harder so i can post them

post them under a pseudonym

seek an aristocratic patron

>inb4 “konty, will you be my patron?”

No, I’m already patronizing you fucks as hard as I can