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kontextmaschine:

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ethnianmandarin:

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ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres:

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One time this Haitian dude was like\u00a0\u201chey, I have question. why white people like cucumber so much?\u201d

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fair and good question. fellow white people???

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White People Make Do

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I mean I\u2019m proud of this response because it invokes the Southern Girls Make Do image of vegetable dildos (contrasted against all those thick African gourds\u2026)

While also invoking that classic wypipo food comes out of an actual pragmatic tradition, like, \u201cpotato salad with walnuts and raisins\u201d is a dish that can be made entirely out of foods that can be preserved through the long winter of northern latitudes, two of them particularly energy/flavor-dense \u201ctreats\u201d

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