{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "One time this Haitian dude was like\u00a0\u201chey, I have question. why white people like cucumber so much?\u201d", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/176510092148/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://ethnianmandarin.tumblr.com/post/176509867553/ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres-one-time-this-haitian\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ethnianmandarin</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres.tumblr.com/post/176501159695/one-time-this-haitian-dude-was-like-hey-i-have\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>One time this Haitian dude was like\u00a0\u201chey, I have question. why white people like cucumber so much?\u201d</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>fair and good question. fellow white people???</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>White People Make Do</p>"}