some startup names in the large spreadsheet of investment data I was manually finding duplicates in – Rentlord: this sounds...
some startup names in the large spreadsheet of investment data I was manually finding duplicates in
– Rentlord: this sounds like a slur socialists made up
– Researchgate: sounds like the hashtag for internet discourse about the replication crisis
– Epistema: caught my attention because it’s a gorgeous name! they do something not obviously cool with data analytics.
– read a row with the startup name ‘storefront’ right above a row with the startup name ‘stormpulse’ and vaguely registering ‘hey, isn’t that a white supremacist website thing?’ for a second
Rentlord, it’s like Uber but for feudal aristocrats
For all those handmaidens who haven’t found their feudal lord yet
it’s like Tinder, but swiping the wrong way signs you up to a lifetime of vassal servitude
“Rentlord”. You know what that reminds me,
A bit before going full moon mom cult, monetizeyourcat was clearly taking the term “house-proud” out for a trial run
in a Pope/Chief Inquisitor relationship with maggotmaster, who was rumored to be the original source for the word “shitlord”
(guess who made a big pretentious show of backstabbing when the tides turned)
So the take-away is
A) I’ve been on tumblr too long
B) so long that
C) things that would count as communist trans cult memes at the start have been processed as today’s avant-garde capitalism