{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Petition that when we get sex robots sex with them be called \u201csparking\u201d, \u2018cause it\u2019ll set up a lot of titles for the old-tyme...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/176356247718/", "html": "<p>Petition that when we get sex robots sex with them be called \u201csparking\u201d, \u2018cause it\u2019ll set up a lot of titles for the old-tyme barbershop quartet revival: \u201cSparking Spot\u201d, \u201cValidated Sparking\u201d, \u201cSparking This Side Only\u201d, etc.</p>"}