{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Tfw you realize that your brain has the alphabet stored as a linked list", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/176180278843/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/176179425929/tfw-you-realize-that-your-brain-has-the-alphabet\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http://judiciousimprecation.tumblr.com/post/176179346394/tfw-you-realize-that-your-brain-has-the-alphabet\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">judiciousimprecation</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/176179067874/tfw-you-realize-that-your-brain-has-the-alphabet\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://szhmidty.tumblr.com/post/176178907451/tfw-you-realize-that-your-brain-has-the-alphabet\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">szhmidty</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/176178842519/tfw-you-realize-that-your-brain-has-the-alphabet\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://wirehead-wannabe.tumblr.com/post/176178739558/tfw-you-realize-that-your-brain-has-the-alphabet\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wirehead-wannabe</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>Tfw you realize that your brain has the alphabet stored as a linked list</p></blockquote>\n<p>is it really that necessary to index it by number</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>It\u2019d help. I\u2019d like to be able to know if S came before Q without having to start at the beginning and sing my way through until I hit one.</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>that\u2019s even worse, you want a letter -&gt; number mapping!</p>\n\n<p>really you just need to store them in a <i>doubly</i> linked list, to allow backwards traversal</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Worse yet, I still have the goddamn <i>cardinal directions</i> stored as a linked list (N-E-S-W). Remembering which way is \u201cWest\u201d is 4 times harder that \u201cNorth\u201d</p><p>and yet, when I learned the words for them in Japanese, that problem went away, but only in Japanese! My brain stored <i>nishi, higashi, minami, </i>and <i>kita</i> in a much better data structure and I now I can access them in constant time. <br/></p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I get East and West mixed up, but never North and South.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>When I moved to LA after spending my life in suburban Philadelphia and upstate New York, I realized that I\u2019d been storing \u201cWest\u201d as \u201cinland\u201d and \u201cEast\u201d as \u201ccoastward\u201d and it fucked me up</p>"}