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digivolvin:

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exphautaz:

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asgardian-viking:

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digivolvin:

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men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them\u2026 never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.\u00a0

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narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn\u2019t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren\u2019t holding that against him.

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Narcissus wrote this

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I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

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i\u2019ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn\u2019t gotten less hysterically funny to me

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