me: haha remember in Cornell that one literal princeling who had an entire floor of a building and didn\u2019t try in classes and would drive up coke and strippers from NYC every weekend what even was that who would degrade themselves
also me: you knew there was a hidden curriculum
me: I d\u2014
also me: that wasn\u2019t a question, I remember you joking how the really important thing you learned was the pedestrian geography of Manhattan and that money is counted in millions, with one decimal position max
me: \u2026
also me: they were teaching him to build a court and you to be a court intellectual, don\u2019t be such a poncy snot about failing
"}