me: haha remember in Cornell that one literal princeling who had an entire floor of a building and didn’t try in classes and would drive up coke and strippers from NYC every weekend what even was that who would degrade themselves

also me: you knew there was a hidden curriculum

me: I d—

also me: that wasn’t a question, I remember you joking how the really important thing you learned was the pedestrian geography of Manhattan and that money is counted in millions, with one decimal position max

me: …

also me: they were teaching him to build a court and you to be a court intellectual, don’t be such a poncy snot about failing