{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "game of thrones, summarized", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/175262290418/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://pervocracy.tumblr.com/post/175126114549/game-of-thrones-summarized\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pervocracy</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><b>Person rushing in from offscreen: </b>Wow, what an action-packed and decisive battle just happened!\u00a0 It sure was amazing to see!\u00a0 Take my word for it!</p>\n<p><b>Naked woman: </b>Please don\u2019t enjoy seeing my breasts, because I am only naked to show how Adult and Serious this show is.</p>\n<p><b>Rargaeriaeys Dorfmondtorthop:</b>\u00a0I sure hope the audience doesn\u2019t confuse me with my nearly-identical friend, Rargaeyriaeis Dorfmundsothorp, last seen 53 hours ago!\u00a0 I don\u2019t know how anyone could mix us up, though.\u00a0 I\u2019m a 20-something white man with a scruffy beard and curly dark brown hair, and he\u2019s\u2026 okay, yeah, huh.\u00a0 I guess I see the problem.</p>\n<p><b>Violence against men: </b>gritty and dark</p>\n<p><b>Violence against women:</b> gritty and dark, but sometimes kiiiinda shot like a sex scene and I think we all feel weird about that</p>\n<p><b>Wait:</b> am I just thinking\u00a0\u201cthis is shot like a sex scene\u201d because I\u2019ve internalized the idea that violence against women is sexual and I\u2019m blaming the show for my own preconceptions about such things?</p>\n<p><b>Sansa Stark:</b> No, no, you were right the first time.</p>\n<p><b>Dragons: </b>We\u2019re a metaphor for nuclear weapons!</p>\n</blockquote>"}