{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/175198581338/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://youdonthavetogotocollege.tumblr.com/post/175099392869/i-just-got-whiplash-nothing-could-have-prepared-me\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">youdonthavetogotocollege</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this</p></blockquote>\n<p>the ironic thing is \u201c<a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obetrol\" target=\"_blank\">taking</a> <a href=\"https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2377281/\" target=\"_blank\">amphetamines</a> for the purpose of <a href=\"https://neurofantastic.com/brain/2017/1/13/the-rainbow-diet-pills-there-and-back-again\" target=\"_blank\">suppressing your appetite</a>\u201d is patriarchal 1950s as <i>hell</i><br/></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_panrxu8COz1wachoco1_640_e7375682e77f.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_panrxu8COz1wachoco1_640_e7375682e77f.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 639, "thumbnail_height": 496}