{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Gotta assume this suicide hot take is because you know when you inevitably choke yourself to death with an army surplus belt...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/174747565153/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: Gotta assume this suicide hot take is because you know when you inevitably choke yourself to death with an army surplus belt it\u2019ll be three days before anyone notices.</div>\n<p>More like 3 weeks, and Badger\u2019s taken a shot at eating my soft parts</p>"}