{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Orphaned scraps from my open TextEdit windows", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/174620569073/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/149391385108/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Or not. I mean, Hamlet was the protagonist, right?</p><p>Chuck Palahniuk\u2019s writing style consists of ejaculating on the wall and seeing what sticks.</p><p>\u201cDracula\u201d isn\u2019t a real person, \u201cCommissioner Gordon\u201d isn\u2019t a real person, but Gary Oldman DOES count for both.</p><p>\u201cman does it suck to get nuked, people who nuke people are total assholes\u201d</p><p>(And this is neither here nor there but all the interior decoration guys have frosted tips and a lilting, mincing patter, which, like, 1994 called and it wants its total fucking stereotypes back.)</p><p>When I was growing up you were supposed to laugh at the rubeish naivete of the 1950s \u201cOur Friend the Atom\u201d stuff, but now that I think of it we never got nuked but I\u2019ve known a lot of people who\u2019ve had radiation therapy or MRIs.</p><p>The main advantage of such a gap between election and inauguration is it\u2019s too long to maintain a peasant army.</p><p>If you\u2019re crazy and you know it, self-aware!<br/>If you\u2019re crazy and you know it, self-aware!<br/>It\u2019s chic to be insane, just go meta with your brain<br/>If you\u2019re crazy and you know it, self-aware!</p></blockquote>"}