{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if killer 7 was so good why havent they made a killer 8", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/174359450028/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://hatefollows.tumblr.com/post/174356319819/metalgirlysolid-heyday-mayday-queenwhiskey\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">hatefollows</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://metalgirlysolid.tumblr.com/post/174355979223/heyday-mayday-queenwhiskey-if-killer-7-was-so\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">metalgirlysolid</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://heyday-mayday.tumblr.com/post/174298086587/queenwhiskey-if-killer-7-was-so-good-why-havent\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">heyday-mayday</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://queenwhiskey.tumblr.com/post/174298059402/if-killer-7-was-so-good-why-havent-they-made-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">queenwhiskey</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>if killer 7 was so good why havent they made a killer 8</p></blockquote>\n<p>Because killer is dead</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><i>NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE!</i></p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"263\" data-orig-width=\"740\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_p9gwlkiW031r1rbf3_540_c1ea0a7994ee.png\" data-orig-height=\"263\" data-orig-width=\"740\"/></figure>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Next question; if Killer8 was so good, why isn\u2019t there a Killer9?</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Because Killer7 Killer8 Killer9. Next question.<br/></p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_p9gwlkiW031r1rbf3_540_c1ea0a7994ee.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 192}