{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "types of mutuals", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/174209253108/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://rittie.tumblr.com/post/174191577819/types-of-mutuals\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rittie</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>type a</b>: you\u2019ve been following each other since what seems like 2 B.C., the only message in your history is you saying happy birthday to them and them saying thanks. you\u2019ve never talked otherwise</p>\n<p><b>type b</b>:<b>\u00a0</b>same amount of following time as type a, but you\u2019re actually close. you know incredibly meaningless facts about them that serve absolutely no purpose</p>\n<p><b>type c</b>: you don\u2019t remember when you started following this person, but somewhere along the way, they turned into a kpop blog. you\u2019re so used to having them on your dash that you don\u2019t want to unfollow them.\u00a0</p>\n<p><b>type d</b>: you legitimately have 0 recollection of following this person. who are you.<i>\u00a0who the fuck are y</i></p>\n<p><b>type e</b>: you have different opinions on discourse but you ignore this in favor of maintaining a longtime mutual follow\u00a0</p>\n<p><b>type f</b>: Horny On Main</p>\n<p><b>type g</b>: somewhat popular. you\u2019ve seen their rise to half-baked almost-fame. you\u2019re proud.</p>\n<p><b>type h</b>: literally only followed them because you both have the same sexuality/name/religion/etc</p>\n</blockquote>"}