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beakedwhalesyo:

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bogmood:

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whitewater-lumber-blog:

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Looks like we found some BIG LUMBER!\u00a0 We\u2019ll need to send this down to our second warehouse in Pickle\u2019s Gulch, Ohio for processing.

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Whitewater Lumber

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\n#whitewaterlumber #lumber\n\n#big

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haha big wood (like a peepee)

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Hi Bogmood,

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We at Whitewater Lumber believe in the virtues of manliness and maturity, whether you\u2019re a lumberjack, a carpenter or a contractor.\u00a0 If you wish to continue doing business with us please make sure to refrain from such immature phrase like \u201cpeepee\u201c in favor of a more masculine one such as cock

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Whitewater Lumber

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Train and fight!

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-LumberJack

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