Badger\u2019s been pissy and snappy and wanting me to stand vigil while he ate these past two weeks
and today he was whining enough I went to settle him by hanging out in the backyard
but then I heard some rustling and a chorus of yowls from the local cat, like, militia, and Badger jumped up and ran off
and there was yowling and it curled around our yard and I followed it towards the street with Badger alone like, hissing off a raccoon 3 times his size
and then after walking the perimeter he came back and I pet him cause I\u2019m kinda proud but it\u2019s like learning your cat\u2019s joined the IRA, like \u201cno, just stay here and be cuddly maybe and not this hard bastard shite\u201d
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