{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "wait have all these recent underads just been setting us up for this, we weren\u2019t defending against so apparently all the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/173984676053/", "html": "<p>wait have all these recent underads just been setting us up for this, we weren\u2019t defending against so apparently all the fake-dating utopia was a reinvitation to WalMart</p><p>the 90s are back but at what price will they save us</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_p8v996pijh1qeywqoo1_1280_76ec36e91ea1.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_p8v996pijh1qeywqoo1_1280_76ec36e91ea1.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 1136}