{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I never should\u2019ve taught my parrot how to laugh it\u2019s given him far too much power", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/173975765063/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://penfairy.tumblr.com/post/173755928669/penfairy-i-never-shouldve-taught-my-parrot-how\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">penfairy</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://penfairy.tumblr.com/post/173755766649/i-never-shouldve-taught-my-parrot-how-to-laugh\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">penfairy</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>I never should\u2019ve taught my parrot how to laugh it\u2019s given him far too much power</p></blockquote>\n<p>do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I\u2019m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.</p>\n</blockquote>"}