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Anonymous asked: When you think about it, Cheer Captain Taylor Swift was right not to trust her boyfriend and Bleachers Taylor Swift. Bleachers Taylor Swift was trying to steal Cheer Captain Taylor Swift's boyfriend all along! She's probably responsible for all of their relationship troubles! She's been undermining them since day one!
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argumate:

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flakmaniak:

argumate:

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she dances at night with the curtains open so boyfriend can see, and I bet that\u2019s not all she does.

no doubt someone already has poly headcanons about this trio.

Just like Mario and Peach and Bowser, it\u2019s an elaborate cuck thing; cheer captain Taylor loves being a cuckqean, and has always had fantasies of being laid low by a gal who\u2019s not as cool and popular as she is.

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so Mario wears the short skirts in this scenario, then

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Pounded in the Butt by the Externalization of My Issues with the Madonna/Whore Dichotomy

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