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I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like \u201cguess what finally happened!!\u201d And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
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Me: I\u2019m a little high but \u2013
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Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
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It\u2019s an awesome idea tho
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Wedding Rings: Tired, ordinary, no practical use
Wedding Knives: Stylish, fashionable, useful in everyday life
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Always thought if someone was giving me a diamond ring I\u2019d want it industrial diamond as a cut-through-everything tool
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