{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I\u2019m actually glad we don\u2019t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don\u2019t...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/173550296733/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://caecilius-est-pater.tumblr.com/post/169764015580/im-actually-glad-we-dont-live-in-an-rpg-world\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">caecilius-est-pater</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I\u2019m actually glad we don\u2019t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don\u2019t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.</p></blockquote>"}