{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "someone should breed a sheep or other docile small ruminant for sub/urban herders to haul around to nibble down lawns\nthey could...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/173544437528/", "html": "<p>someone should breed a sheep or other docile small ruminant for sub/urban herders to haul around to nibble down lawns</p><p>they could be price-competitive w/ gasoline landscapers cause clearing grass fills them up, but the Marie Antoinette at Whole Foods angle would force them hippie enough they\u2019d have to be sheared or something not butchered</p><p>Like so many things these days it\u2019d be straight out of a 50s apocalypse or a late 70s utopia</p>"}