someone should breed a sheep or other docile small ruminant for sub/urban herders to haul around to nibble down lawns

they could be price-competitive w/ gasoline landscapers cause clearing grass fills them up, but the Marie Antoinette at Whole Foods angle would force them hippie enough they’d have to be sheared or something not butchered

Like so many things these days it’d be straight out of a 50s apocalypse or a late 70s utopia