{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Hydrox derived its name from the atoms that make up the water molecule (hydrogen and oxygen). In 1908, the creators of the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/173217066173/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://memecucker.tumblr.com/post/173215825108/hydrox-derived-its-name-from-the-atoms-that-make\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">memecucker</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Hydrox derived its name from the atoms that make up the water molecule (hydrogen and oxygen). In 1908, the creators of the cookie were looking for a name that would convey \u201cpurity and goodness.\u201d<sup><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox#cite_note-Lukas-2\" target=\"_blank\">[2]</a></sup></p></blockquote>\n<p>branding is important because otherwise your original cream cookie will get overtaken by an imitating competitor because for some reason you gave your chocolate and cream cookie a name based the atoms that make up water molecules in addition to sounding like a cleaning product</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>I want a crossover between this Hydrox/Oreo shit and the story where someone looked at Go and was like \u201cthis is cool but let\u2019s make it casual and racial and call it Othello\u201d</p>"}