{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Seriously, a repaganized America could have Jesus as the patron of the first three months, bookended with the two seasonal...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/173153482518/", "html": "<p>Seriously, a repaganized America could have Jesus as the patron of the first three months, bookended with the two seasonal festivals he oversees \u2013 Talladega Nights was really onto something with the Christmas Jesus/Easter Jesus distinction in vernacular \u2018Merican Christianity</p>"}