{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "checked out of the supermarket today, March Umptyump 2018, and the checkout guy (younger and hipper than me) noticed I had...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/172447190938/", "html": "<p>checked out of the supermarket today, March Umptyump 2018, and the checkout guy (younger and hipper than me) noticed I had [skincare product] but suggested if that doesn\u2019t work wrap the inner skin of [produce also in my cart] to my flesh and bandage it overnight for three nights</p><p>the world becomes more capitalpunk<br/></p>"}