{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me, 3 years ago, acquiring land and starting to work it: haha I'm gonna be a horny-handed son of the soil!\nme, today, after...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/172405950563/", "html": "<pre>me, 3 years ago, acquiring land and starting to work it: haha I'm gonna be a horny-handed son of the soil!\nme, today, after three seasons of cutting up my hands and then plunging them into dirt results in several infections yielding hard nodules and scar tissue: Ohhhhhh</pre>"}