{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "FACT: The main issue facing today\u2019s youth is the shortage of boyfriends who make you feel like you\u2019re cruising down the freeway...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/171374540108/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://femmenietzsche.tumblr.com/post/171374509609/fact-the-main-issue-facing-todays-youth-is-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">femmenietzsche</a>:</p><blockquote><p>FACT: The main issue facing today\u2019s youth is the shortage of boyfriends who make you feel like you\u2019re cruising down the freeway at 2 AM listening to synthwave whenever they touch the small of your back<br/></p></blockquote>"}