{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "when there\u2019s only one piece of chicken left on the table and you\u2019re both hungry", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/171336962393/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://gucciballs.tumblr.com/post/156466159680/when-theres-only-one-piece-of-chicken-left-on-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">gucciballs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>when there\u2019s only one piece of chicken left on the table and you\u2019re both hungry<br/></p></blockquote><p>Oh this is a good illustration of a lesson:</p><p>If you get stuck in a blade fight ideally you drape a jacket or something over your offhand to block and tangle, but if you HAVE to go bare-armed you\u2019re best off blocking with your ulna forward because there\u2019s bone close to the surface with no muscles/tendons/arteries/nerves in between to be severed</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_o9g79tsrXl1us5zpuo1_500_842d1f0286b0.gif\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_o9g79tsrXl1us5zpuo2_500_64a7ea3d456c.gif\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_o9g79tsrXl1us5zpuo1_500_842d1f0286b0.gif", "thumbnail_width": 500, "thumbnail_height": 274}