gucciballs:

when there’s only one piece of chicken left on the table and you’re both hungry

Oh this is a good illustration of a lesson:

If you get stuck in a blade fight ideally you drape a jacket or something over your offhand to block and tangle, but if you HAVE to go bare-armed you’re best off blocking with your ulna forward because there’s bone close to the surface with no muscles/tendons/arteries/nerves in between to be severed