{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Dinosaurs: Released \nTits: Out\nLife: Finds a way\nI am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/171007283200/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://inconvenientsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/170711189023/i-arrive-at-the-park-dinosaurs-released-tits\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">inconvenientsarcasm</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<h1>I arrive at the park</h1>\n<h2>\n<b>Dinosaurs</b>: Released </h2>\n<h2>\n<b>Tits</b>: Out</h2>\n<h2>\n<b>Life</b>: Finds a way</h2>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"899\" data-orig-width=\"1600\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_p3xa8nL8fr1taza0b_500_f9a67411d894.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"899\" data-orig-width=\"1600\"/></figure><h2><i>I am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.</i></h2>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_p3xa8nL8fr1taza0b_500_f9a67411d894.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 500, "thumbnail_height": 281}