shrine to the prophet of americana

me, a teenager playing Realmz or Exile or something influenced by the old Gold Box games, noticing my greybearded 3-STR wizard...

me, a teenager playing Realmz or Exile or something influenced by the old Gold Box games, noticing my greybearded 3-STR wizard had a carrying capacity of only like 35lb: man, what the hell
me, a perfectly healthy, still military-age man, stronger than many of my peers, walking several blocks with a grocery-full backpack adopted by the Army as the ideal modern weight-bearing device: man, what the hell