the people who had individual samples to give out really understood their product AND their audience – they were midway barkers after all – and who knows when I’ll use this huge jar of freeze-dried dill. I couldn’t even tell you why the “freeze-dried” matters!

but there was this one woman by one of the (near the entrance) electronics aisles who each time we passed was in the middle of continuously pitching a spiel for her facial hair-…-thing that she was waving in the air to no one in particular and it was eerie